Anyone want to take my Greek midterm for me? Every time I sit down to look at it to get started I just stare at it for a few minutes, realize I don’t have the motivation to get started, and give up to go read a book. Fortunately, even though I have FF&J all weekend, the test isn’t due until Wednesday, so I’ve got plenty of time left to continue procrastinating.
Can you all believe it’s almost Halloween? Emily and I bought a ton of Halloween candy even though we don’t get trick-or-treaters because our house is a basement apartment with a door in the back. Sadly, that means we won’t see a bunch of cute little kids in costumes, but the good news is that there is much more candy for us. We’ll be eating plenty of miniature or “fun sized” Milky Way, Crunch, Snickers, Twix, Butterfinger and Junior Mints, along with some autumn colored M&M’s for good measure. Mmmmmm. Speaking of which, why are smaller candy bars often referred to as “fun sized”? What the hell is so fun about a smaller candy bar? You know what would be fun? Giving me the rest of my damn candy bar!
What is everyone’s favorite candy bar? Mine changes all the time, but growing up it was Crunch bars… tasty, tasty Crunch bars. Simple, yet wonderful.